{"product_id":"coffee-tamper","title":"Coffee Tamper","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eHOUSE DE STAINS: THE HF-11 TAMPER\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003ci\u003ePressure. Heat. The mechanical alchemy of waking up.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe didn’t just design a coffee tool; we weaponized your morning routine. Plucked directly from the cockpit of the Oilstainlab HF-11, this tamper is an exact, unapologetic ghost of our hypercar’s manual shifter. It is the visceral thrill of hitting the apex, engineered for your portafilter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLess like pulling a shot. More like dropping into gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ANATOMY OF PRESSURE\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA trinity of raw materials, balanced on a razor’s edge. Every gram has been calculated to drop through your hand with flawless gravity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Crown (Wood):\u003c\/b\u003e Organic warmth, shaped to press into the palm of your hand with the familiar intimacy of a well-worn steering wheel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Spine (CNC Aluminum):\u003c\/b\u003e Cold, brutal, aerospace-grade aluminum. Skeletonized and machined to uncompromising tolerances.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Anchor (Brass):\u003c\/b\u003e A heavy, grounding brass base. It provides the blunt-force weight needed for absolute equilibrium, delivering a devastatingly flat, level tamp every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Mass:\u003c\/b\u003e Stripped of its base holder, the tamper weighs a perfectly calibrated 0.850 lbs in the hand. When fully docked, the total unit commands a weight of 1.25 lbs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ALLOCATION (PRE-ORDER)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a blood pact in metal and caffeine. We are opening the books for a highly limited production run under the House de Stains banner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTotal Price:\u003c\/b\u003e $200\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Deposit:\u003c\/b\u003e $100 secures your slot on the machining block. You will be billed the remaining $100 before shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Threshold:\u003c\/b\u003e We don’t cut metal for ghosts. This project enters production \u003ci\u003eonly\u003c\/i\u003e if we hit a minimum of \u003cb\u003e25 units sold\u003c\/b\u003e. If we don't hit the mark, your deposit is fully refunded.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDeployment Date:\u003c\/b\u003e If the threshold is met, units will ship \u003cb\u003eDecember 1st\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eShift your morning into overdrive. Secure your slot.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOUSE DÉ STAINS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55058025742655,"sku":null,"price":200.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0859\/4318\/9823\/files\/GeneratedwithKive.ai-SURL_IMAGE1_changeuniquementl_objetsurlapierreparCOFFEETEMPERAjustelesrefletsetlescouleurssibesoinmaisnechangerienal_image1.png?v=1785962424","url":"https:\/\/housedestains.com\/products\/coffee-tamper","provider":"HOUSE DÉ STAINS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}