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MANIACS ANONYMOUS

HIGH-FUNCTIONING.
FULLY UNREGULATED.



NOT A CULT

AN ASYLUM FOR MANIACS

THE MANIFESTO

Look around. The world is engineered for the well-adjusted, for people who are perfectly happy moving safely at the speed limit. They wait for permission to live.

You don’t. Whether you are a disruptor or a seasoned professional, the midnight marathoner, the architect bleeding into your craft, the engineer chasing perfection, you are a high-functioning maniac. And the sanitized, predictable world is boring you to tears. 

Welcome to Maniacs Anonymous. We are looking for all types of maniacs, aspiring and professional, because we want to be the unregulated safe space for all of you. We aren't a gated community hiding behind a corporate paywall; we are a collective syndicate building our own playground right in the blinding light. It isn’t a cult, but we make damn sure "cult" is in our culture.

THE MANIAC POOL

Part purse, part buy-in. We don't want to monetize our community, we want to co-conspire with you.

This pool has a job: it bankrolls our gambling nights, funds our local strikes, and builds the cash prize for our challenges. Three times a month, we assemble. One of those gatherings will always be a mandatory "Maniac" activity. We keep score. We will have nightly winners, we will have yearly winners.  There will be payouts.

THE BUY-IN & THE PAYOUT


  • The Stake: $25 / month for the Founding 50 ($35/month after). Max 500 members worldwide.

  • The Payout: Dominate challenges and win a cut of the collective purse.

  • The Artifact: A bespoke, limited-edition collectible shipped to your door every 3 months.

  • The Group Chat: An unfiltered network to plot and collaborate with fellow maniacs.

  • The Advantage: 10% off all House de Stains gear, plus priority allocations on exclusive drops.

  • The Unexpected: Special guests, gambling nights, and event collaborations funded directly by the pool.

MEMERSHIP PERKS

MEMbeRS ONLY CHAT Network and PLot with fellow maniacs
Exclusive Gear Early access and member only swag
Member Discount 10% savings on all product
The Unexpected Special Guests and Event Collabs

The TOll

First 50 Members $25 / month
50+ Members $35 member
First Month Starter Pack included
max members 500 worldwide
The safe house for the wonderfully unhinged.

Member's Confessions

We take no responsibility for their actions

I was told this was an exclusive creative networking event. Instead, I found myself in a dimly lit lot at 4 AM learning to do J-turns.
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Sarah M.

Los Angeles, CA

Verified Purchase
I did win $400 betting on a Little League team from Omaha who had a suspiciously tall pitcher.
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Mike T.

New York, NY

Verified Purchase
The introductory lockpicking workshop was highly informative
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Jessica R.

Chicago, IL

Verified Purchase
An absolute masterclass in bad decisions.
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David L.

Austin, TX

Verified Purchase
I lost my entire monthly grocery budget betting on whether two pigeons in the alley would share a discarded french fry or fight to the death. They shared.
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Emily K.

Seattle, WA

Verified Purchase
Obsessed! This is exactly the unhinged friends I was looking for.
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Alex P.

Miami, FL

Verified Purchase